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Another exclusive scoop by ‘I Wish That Was The News’ @ FMS (Aug 2023) In breaking news, it seems that UK Prime Minister Rishi Sunak is eyeing up a move to be installed as the next “Big Noggin” at the Grand Order of Village Idiots (GOOVI). It’s thought if the move goes ahead and he…
Another exclusive scoop by ‘I Wish That Was The News’ @ FMS (Aug 2023) Reports are coming in that British Prime Minister Rishi Sunak has an uncanny resemblance to Europe’s secretive “Mr Big”. An observer on the Kent coast stated he happened to have caught a glimpse of Mr Big getting into his helicopter and…
Another exclusive scoop by the ‘I Wish That Was The News’ Newsdesk at Five Minutes Spare! Just how clean are the Greens? Turns out that the only parliamentary constituency in the UK with a Green Party MP, which also has the most elected green councillors of any local council in the country is amongst the…
Another exclusive scoop by the ‘I Wish That Was The News’ Newsdesk at Five Minutes Spare! There are concerns for Tory leadership contender, Rory Stewart, mental health following his recent campaign for the vacant PM position. Rory decided on a usual strategy by canvassing grassroots Tory voters instead of Tory MP’s who were the people…
An exclusive breaking story from the ‘I Wish That Was The News’ Newsroom Unsubstantiated reports from noted unreliable sources are bombarding the Five Minutes Spare’s ‘‘I Wish That Was The News’’ Newsroom, that Jeremy Corbyn has been spotted travelling undercover in the north of England. Following last week’s condemnation of the Northern Rail services by…
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