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Rishi Sunak a Doppelganger for Europe’s “Mr Big”?

Rishi Sunak a Doppelganger for Europe’s “Mr Big”?

Another exclusive scoop by ‘I Wish That Was The News’ @ FMS (Aug 2023)

Reports are coming in that British Prime Minister Rishi Sunak has an uncanny resemblance to Europe’s secretive “Mr Big”. An observer on the Kent coast stated he happened to have caught a glimpse of  Mr Big getting into his helicopter and thought it was Rishi Sunak. However, he heard a report that the PM was taking another holiday, so thought it couldn’t be him. The man from Kent said “Yeah, the guy is often down here buzzing around in his helicopter. He seems to be keeping a meticulous check on how many illegal migrants are making it across the channel.”

Europe’s “Mr Big”. Photo credit: (CC BY-ND-NC 2.0)

Our source was then amazed to find out that the man in question, Mr Big, was the kingpin behind Europe’s biggest people smuggling operation. He went on to say, “It’s remarkable, he looks exactly like Rishi Sunak.” And, to take the coincidence further, it’s reported both men seem to have a penchant for wearing tight, ill-fitting, suits. A look that was originally fashioned by the late legendary comedy actor Norman Wisdom for his onscreen characters.

British PM Rishi Sunak. Photo credit: (CC BY-ND-NC 2.0)

When questioned about the possible identity of his doppelganger, Mr Sunak said it definitely wasn’t him. He went on to explain, “As everyone knows, I’m just too busy stopping the boats”. Our FMS reporter asked if there was any truth in the rumour that Mr Sunak was still taking orders from his former puppetmaster, Tony Blair. Mr Bair, the first president of the UK, reigned the country between 1997 and 2007. During his tenure, Blair was applauded by the globalists for kick-starting the process to bring about the downfall of the UK.

Meanwhile, Mr Sunak said that the current totally unfettered immigration situation was definitely not a plan to flood the country with cheap labour at the demand of big business. He went on to categorically deny that neither was it a ruse to keep house demand and prices artificially high in blatant pandering to the Tory Party’s top donors’ ”the housebuilders”. Mr Sunak said, “Bosses at the UK’s major house building firms (some of whom have been raking in £100 million + annual bonuses), were only being given a free hand to tarmac over the whole of the country on humanitarian grounds.” When Mr Sunak was asked , “What about the British people?”, he replied “Oh yeah, I’d forgot about them.”

When it was suggested to Mr Sunak that might be suffering from bipolar disorder, he replied, ”Definitely not! Just ask Mr Big”


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