Everyone loves a dad joke nowadays, many people are known for creating dad jokes that are easy to guess but hard to laugh at. These are our top picks!
- What did one plate whisper to the other plate? Dinner is on me.
- What vegetable is cool, but not that cool? Radish.
- My kid is blaming me for ruining their birthday. That’s ridiculous, I didn’t even know it was today!
- I haven’t spoken to my wife in four years. I thought it would be rude to interrupt her!
- Two sheep walk into a—baaaa.
- What do you call a beehive without an exit? Un-bee-livable.
- What did the seal with one fin say to the shark? If a seal is broken, do not consume
- Why do peppers make such good archers? Because they habanero.
- What did the sink tell the toilet? You look flushed!
- Where do boats go when they’re sick? To the dock.
- When does a joke turn into a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
- Dogs can’t operate MRI machines but catscan.
- I just don’t trust stairs, they’re always up to something.
- I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
- How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.
- What do you call a funny mountain? Hill-arious.
- What gets wetter the more it dries? A towel.
Hope you enjoyed these dad jokes, if you did and want to see more jokes, let us know and we will find more.
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