{"id":9499,"date":"2022-10-18T14:41:52","date_gmt":"2022-10-18T13:41:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.fiveminutesspare.com\/entertainment\/?p=9499"},"modified":"2022-10-18T14:41:52","modified_gmt":"2022-10-18T13:41:52","slug":"dad-jokes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.fiveminutesspare.com\/entertainment\/dad-jokes\/humour-light-entertainment\/","title":{"rendered":"Dad Jokes!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Everyone loves a dad joke nowadays, many people are known for creating dad jokes that are easy to guess but hard to laugh at. These are our top picks!<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul class=\"css-1jeacl4 et3p2gv0\" data-node-id=\"6\">\n<li>What did one plate whisper to the other plate? Dinner is on me.<\/li>\n<li>What vegetable is cool, but not\u00a0<em>that<\/em>\u00a0cool? Radish.<\/li>\n<li>My kid is blaming me for ruining their birthday. That&#8217;s ridiculous, I didn&#8217;t even know it was today!<\/li>\n<li>I haven&#8217;t spoken to my wife in four years. I thought it would be rude to interrupt her!<\/li>\n<li>Two sheep walk into a\u2014baaaa.<\/li>\n<li>What do you call a beehive without an exit? Un-bee-livable.<\/li>\n<li>What did the seal with one fin say to the shark? If a seal is broken, do not consume<\/li>\n<li>Why do peppers make such good archers? Because they habanero.<\/li>\n<li>What did the sink tell the toilet? You look flushed!<\/li>\n<li>Where do boats go when they&#8217;re sick? To the dock.<\/li>\n<li>When does a joke turn into a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.<\/li>\n<li>Dogs can&#8217;t operate MRI machines but catscan.<\/li>\n<li>I just don&#8217;t trust stairs, they&#8217;re always up to something.<\/li>\n<li>I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.<\/li>\n<li>How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.<\/li>\n<li>What do you call a funny mountain? Hill-arious.<\/li>\n<li>What gets wetter the more it dries? A towel.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Hope you enjoyed these dad jokes, if you did and want to see more jokes, let us know and we will find more.<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>Banner and Image Credit: <a class=\"jss267 jss44 jss46 jss45\" href=\"https:\/\/www.shutterstock.com\/g\/designrains\">Design Rains<\/a><\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Everyone loves a dad joke nowadays, many people are known for creating dad jokes that are easy to guess but hard to laugh at. These are our top picks! What did one plate whisper to the other plate? Dinner is on me. What vegetable is cool, but not\u00a0that\u00a0cool? Radish. My kid is blaming me for&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":58,"featured_media":9500,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_bbp_topic_count":0,"_bbp_reply_count":0,"_bbp_total_topic_count":0,"_bbp_total_reply_count":0,"_bbp_voice_count":0,"_bbp_anonymous_reply_count":0,"_bbp_topic_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_reply_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_forum_subforum_count":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[372,1680],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9499","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-humour-light-entertainment","category-jokes"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fiveminutesspare.com\/entertainment\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9499","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fiveminutesspare.com\/entertainment\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fiveminutesspare.com\/entertainment\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fiveminutesspare.com\/entertainment\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/58"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fiveminutesspare.com\/entertainment\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9499"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.fiveminutesspare.com\/entertainment\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9499\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9501,"href":"https:\/\/www.fiveminutesspare.com\/entertainment\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9499\/revisions\/9501"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fiveminutesspare.com\/entertainment\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/9500"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fiveminutesspare.com\/entertainment\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9499"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fiveminutesspare.com\/entertainment\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9499"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fiveminutesspare.com\/entertainment\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9499"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}