{"id":2312,"date":"2020-03-05T13:10:40","date_gmt":"2020-03-05T13:10:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.fiveminutesspare.com\/entertainment\/?p=2312"},"modified":"2020-03-05T13:37:52","modified_gmt":"2020-03-05T13:37:52","slug":"weird-and-strange-items-you-can-buy-on-amazon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.fiveminutesspare.com\/entertainment\/weird-and-strange-items-you-can-buy-on-amazon\/humour-light-entertainment\/","title":{"rendered":"Weird and strange Items you can buy on Amazon"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Have you been looking to buy someone that perfect present? Well look no further, I have handpicked 10 of the weirdest items you can buy on amazon.\u00a0<\/p>\n

Is your missus stressed, maybe she'd had a couple of hard days at work, spent many hours cleaning up after you and the kids? So you want to treat her like a princess. Well now you have just found the perfect gift.\u00a0<\/p>\n

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Roast Beef Sandwich Bath Soak<\/span><\/a><\/h4>\n

That's right, Roast Beef bath salts. Now she can marinade in the bath. However, make sure she has put the tea on, because when she comes out you will be hungry. Afterall, she will be left smell of your favioute piece of meat. Be prepared, this gift is bound to make your beautiful lady the happiest woman in the world.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>

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Nothing makes a parent prouder than seeing their child strive at anything. Well now you can support not only your child but also their teachers by giving they a headstart on both their reading and alphabet recital<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>

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P Is for Pterodactyl: The Worst Alphabet Book Ever<\/span><\/a><\/h3>\n

Now you can train your kids and yourself on how to be the most annoying customer on the end of any telephone. By bringing the pneumonic alphabet to life, you can read out your customer reference number with ease.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div><\/div><\/div>

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Now when you think of home decor, what is is the first thing that comes to mind? Flowers? Furniture... or ornaments maybe?<\/p>\n

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Fake Chicken Home Decor<\/span><\/a><\/h1>\n

Forget your plants and your ornaments this is all you need to create a homely atmosphere. For a small price of $16.99, yes you heard it right, you can create that perfect home scene with one chicken leg. But dont worry there are pleant of other prop chicken products out there. On one of the related items a set of 6 chickens is described as ideal for Christmas. I will let you decide.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>

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If you are braver than me then there is nothing better than driving your other half absolutely crazy to the point of fury. If this is the case then this could be the perfect gift to give your other half.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>

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Kalotart Jewelry and Puzzle Box 2 in 1 - Handmade Wooden Case with Hidden Key and Removable Compartments - Beautiful Classical Wooden Carved Jewelry Puzzle Box (Blue)<\/span><\/a><\/h4>\n

If you want to buy something nice for your partner and drive them crazy at the same time then this could be the perfect gift.<\/p>\n

If you want to end the relationship really quick don't put a gift inside!<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div><\/div><\/div>

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Do you require help with your dance moves? If your like me and look a little awkward on the dancefloor, no need to panic as I have found the perfect soluction for us all.<\/p>\n

When you think of dance instructors who do you think of? Stop thinking you dont need because here is your Lord of the dance!<\/p>\n

Dancing with Jesus: Featuring a Host of Miraculous Moves<\/span><\/a><\/h4>\n

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See if you can find strange items on Amazon you can use the search bar below!<\/p>\n

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