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In breaking news, it seems that UK Prime Minister Rishi Sunak is eyeing up a move to be installed as the next \u201cBig Noggin\u201d at the Grand Order of Village Idiots (GOOVI). It\u2019s thought if the move goes ahead and he stands down as PM, it is likely to please 99.999999% of the country. A spokesman for GOOVI said Mr Sunak had expressed an interest but didn\u2019t know if he was up to the challenge. He said, unlike his present role where he was installed by the globalist, against the will of the majority of the British people, it\u2019s an elected position. However, GOOVI insisted that Mr Sunak was the man for the job.<\/p>\n
GOOVI went on to say they had been greatly impressed by Sunak\u2019s truly idiotic furlough and bounce-back loan schemes. The heist saw billions of taxpayers’ money handed out to just about anyone that asked for it, (and some that didn\u2019t), with absolutely no checks in place. The general feeling amongst GOOVI members for Mr Sunak to come up with such cretinous ideas, was that he was obviously completely lacking in a basic understanding of human nature. They were also impressed the by way he has continued to hand out heaps of money willy-nilly to foreign governments for \u201cfrig all\u201d in return.<\/p>\n
Rishi lamented, \u201cI went from Eton to Oxford, then worked in the rigged game of high finance, and then politics.\u201d He continued, sob! sob! \u201cIt\u2019s not my fault! I\u2019ve never lived in the real world.\u201d The incumbent Big Noggin, blonde bombshell transvestite, Ms Doris Johnston, formerly of Uxbridge and South Ruislip, said she was now stepping down from the position. She continued, with strong feelings of du-ja-vu, “That her continuing leadership at GOOVI had become untenable with Rishi now on the scene.”<\/p>\n